Reno Omokri has reacted after white pigeons freed by President Buhari at today’s Armed Forces Remembrance Day refused to fly off.
Reacting to the drama that played out at the National Arcade, Eagle Square in Abuja, Reno Omokri said it’s a sign that Nigeria is not at peace.
Sharing a photo of Buhari releasing the bird, Reno wrote:
7 Signs Nigeria Is Not at Peace
1. Doves released by General #Buhari refuse to fly
2. Aisha Buhari, @AishaMBuhari, relocated from Aso Rock
3. Garba Shehu, @GarShehu, rejected my offer of $20,000 to spend a night in Borno without security
4. Soldiers and policemen are being kidnapped and pay ransom
5. Borno Governor can’t go outside Maiduguri without risking death
6. Shekau addresses Nigerians more often than Buhari
7. You can’t travel on Abuja-Kaduna road without writing your will!
Useless, semiliterate, bloodthirsty, poverty inducing, nepotistic, lacklustre, dishonest, shameless, Taqiyya master, oafish, oikish, nattering nabob of negativity, unmitigated disaster of a buffoon like you. You killed #EndSARS protesters and expect doves of peace to fly? May what you did to those youths at #LekkiMassacre be remembered against you by God! In Christ’s Name! And God’s people say…